Wisdom

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Wisdom #522: I assume full responsibility for my actions, except the ones that are someone else's fault.

Wisdom #882: Cut the conversation, just open your mouth

Wisdom #1675: You killed Ted, you medieval dickweed!

Wisdom #1159: If at first you don't succeed, quit; don't be a nut about success.

Wisdom #954: Everybody looks brave holding a machine gun.

Wisdom #761: A man who turns green has eschewed protein.

Wisdom #1691: You'll be the first ones up against the wall when the revolution comes.

Wisdom #1568: To err is human; to forgive is not company policy.