Wisdom

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Wisdom #843: Beware of all enterprises that require new clothes.

Wisdom #920: Don't believe in the Uzi, it just went off in my hand.

Wisdom #581: Technology for the Country Folk ... MONITOR: Keeping an eye on the woodstove.

Wisdom #1413: Secret to long life and prosperity: Don't spin too fast.

Wisdom #1563: Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.

Wisdom #1218: It's not that life is too short, it's that death is too long.

Wisdom #942: Dying can be hazardous to your health.

Wisdom #830: Be excellent to each other