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Wisdom #1665: Yield to temptation; it may not pass your way again.

Wisdom #666: Kids in the back seat cause accidents; accidents in the back seat cause kids.

Wisdom #349: The quantity of consonants in the English language is constant. If omitted in one place, they turn up in another. When a Bostonian "pahks his cah," the lost R's migrate southwest, causing a Texan to "warsh" his car and invest in "erl" wells.

Wisdom #45: Reality? Is that where the pizza delivery guy comes from?

Wisdom #956: Everybody ought to have a friend.

Wisdom #1296: My friend Goo has a real time too; she always knows just what to do

Wisdom #730: "Here's what I know," said the physicist. "If we lived in a microscopic world, trucks would crash into walls, fly apart and then reassemble perfectly on the other side of the wall. This has been proven."

Wisdom #1444: Strike any user to continue.

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