Wisdom

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Wisdom #736: "What did Medieval people do before television?" "Had tea, I suppose."

Wisdom #1054: Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.

Wisdom #611: A Cowboy's guide to Life: The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever have to deal with watches you shave his face in the mirror every morning.

Wisdom #308: DEAR ABBY: My mother is mean and short-tempered. I think she is going through her mental pause.

Wisdom #764: A nudist is just a person in a one-button suit.

Wisdom #1104: I must have a prodigious quantity of mind; it takes me as long as a week sometimes to make it up.

Wisdom #538: The average person falls asleep in seven minutes.

Wisdom #527: As I learn the innermost secrets of people around me, they reward me in many ways to keep me quiet.