Wisdom

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Wisdom #20: Hello, Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline. If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.

Wisdom #1353: Okay, something here's really fucked up.

Wisdom #773: Aborton kills, but so does McDonalds.

Wisdom #910: Do not call up that which you cannot put on hold.

Wisdom #606: A Cowboy's guide to Life: Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.

Wisdom #1063: Humans sure have a strange way of dying.

Wisdom #147: In disagreements, fight fairly. No name calling.

Wisdom #1290: Moving parts in rubbing contact require lubrication to avoid excessive wear.