Wisdom

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Wisdom #1303: My whole life is a darkroom, one... big... dark... room.

Wisdom #982: Fnord.

Wisdom #270: I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather, Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Wisdom #1222: JOEY! JOEY! JOEY THE LEMUR!

Wisdom #1331: No, just the nipple-cones, officer, just the nipple-cones.

Wisdom #1217: It's not for you or I, Carruthers; nor for the regiment: it's for the Empire.

Wisdom #121: How do I set my laser printer on stun?

Wisdom #1365: Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.