Wisdom

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Wisdom #1050: History: an account mostly false, of events mostly unimportant, brought about by rulers mostly knaves and soldiers mostly fools.

Wisdom #1128: I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

Wisdom #548: First novel ever written on a typewriter: Tom Sawyer.

Wisdom #685: Suburbia: where they tear out the trees and then name streets after them.

Wisdom #381: It IS as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you.

Wisdom #1291: Mow Mow Boppa Mow Mow Mow

Wisdom #376: I'm not as think as you drunk I am.

Wisdom #1519: The universe is like a grapefruit -- it's yellow and dimply, and some people have half of one for breakfast.