Wisdom

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Wisdom #185: Employment application blanks always ask who is to be notified in case of an emergency. I think you should write . . . A Good Doctor!

Wisdom #262: Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive.

Wisdom #1391: Que sera, serotonin.

Wisdom #1528: There are trivial truths and there are great truths. The opposite of a trivial truth is plainly false. The opposite of a great truth is also true.

Wisdom #1679: You know, that's a pretty daring move for a weatherman.

Wisdom #880: Cthulhu for President -- for when you're tired of choosing the _lesser_ of the two evils.

Wisdom #1674: You have been selected for a secret mission.

Wisdom #1562: Time is an illusion perpetrated by the manufacturers of space.